the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

test administrator: when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
me: i'm never goin back the past is in the past

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

tags:
#always
If u know a lil black/brown girl make sure u r always telling her how pretty she is

tramtheram:

Sally Sparrow would have been one hell of a companion. 

Track:
the SKELETON MAN
Plays:
633,465 plays

kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

dinobowties:

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

I’m pretty sure this is a shot from Movie 43 when she asked him to poop on her neck

jazzmosisvevo:

princexneeshydoomcuddles:

coconutzfemme:

I have truly ascended into hell

I’m both very sorry and laughing so hard my ribs hurt

Tempted to do an audio-post reading of this. I have the worst voice in mind.

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

Favorite Films: Moulin Rouge! (2001) 
You’re going to be bad for business. I can tell.

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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