i threw up on a dude last night
i thought that only happened in movies
i never thought it would happen to me
this sort of thing is only supposed to happen in movies why did this happen
Heroes and villains come together to unite against Deadpool.
Way to be a dick Gandalf….
Way to be a dick.
I laughed too hard at this
why is this so unfailingly funny every single time
"a female protagonist in assassin’s creed is historically inaccurate!"
haha yeah because ancient aliens, conspiracies, and a war that has been going on for thousands of years yet still somehow remains secret to the outside world is totally accurate i mean we can have glowing magical objects which kill people and all kinds of stuff but a female with a knife is TOO far buddy TOO INACCURATE and TOOO UNSCIENTIFIC!!!!!!
*at drivers test* of course I have experience driving sir I play Mario kart all the time
you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone
When I was a kid, this white girl with green eyes said my eyes were ugly ‘cause they were the color of shit. I told her that her eyes were ugly cause they were the color of sick people’s boogers. She was so shocked that I wasn’t jealous of her eyes that she started to cry and told on me that I was making fun of her.
And there you have reverse racism in a nutshell
DO NOT MAKE THE DANGEROUS DECISION OF NOT REBLOGGING THIS POST
I mean it’s A BAT HUGGING A TEDDY BEAR. I COULD BARF A RAINBOW THIS IS SO ADORBS.
And there’s another hanging stuffed animal in the background for another bat to cuddle!
oh no u didn’t
I’m surprised the fandom gif wasn’t Batman.
[gruff voice] because batman doesn’t do hugs
The pilgrims would ride these babies for miles!