gaijingarrett:

I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

unshaped:

THE FOOT IS KILLING ME

Belle, there’s something I want to show you. 
Artist:
M83 / Smash Mouth
Track:
Allstar City
Plays:
112,001 plays

voldey:

maxwelln:

jerryterry:

Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?

I thought I had enough allstar

WHAT THE HELL

Artist:
Temper Trap
Track:
Sweet Disposition
Plays:
41,033 plays

sammichesftw:

A moment of love
A dream
A laugh
A kiss
A cry
Our rights
Our wrongs
A moment of love

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

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And I was just like, that’s not how sex works.
—my girlfriend, on reading 50 Shades of Gray (via mallamun)

youcanfuckingbiteme:

Playing a Bethesda game like

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willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

lordofthewincest:

skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.